Elbow Wrinkle: Hi, it’s nice to meet you–I’m so excited to be moving in with you!

Me: Oh dear, I’m–I’m sorry–did you not read my last text?

Elbow Wrinkle: Um, no, I didn’t. Why?

Me: Yeah, well, Youth has decided to stay with me a little longer.

Elbow Wrinkle: No no no, not Youth! Not again.

Me: Afraid so.

Elbow Wrinkle: Damn–well, let me know when there’s room for me, will ya?

Me: Sure, of course Elbow Wrinkle, without a doubt. I promise!