{"id":2263,"date":"2020-11-27T18:40:29","date_gmt":"2020-11-28T02:40:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/diaryofawrinkle.com\/?p=2263"},"modified":"2020-11-27T18:42:16","modified_gmt":"2020-11-28T02:42:16","slug":"elbow-wirnkle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofawrinkle.com\/?p=2263","title":{"rendered":"Elbow Wrinkle"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Elbow Wrinkle: Hi, it&#8217;s nice to meet you&#8211;I&#8217;m so excited to be moving in with you!<\/p>\n<p>Me: Oh dear, I&#8217;m&#8211;I&#8217;m sorry&#8211;did you not read my last text?<\/p>\n<p>Elbow Wrinkle: Um, no, I didn&#8217;t. Why?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Yeah, well, Youth has decided to stay with me a little longer.<\/p>\n<p>Elbow Wrinkle: No no no, not Youth! Not again.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Afraid so.<\/p>\n<p>Elbow Wrinkle: Damn&#8211;well, let me know when there&#8217;s room for me, will ya?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Sure, of course Elbow Wrinkle, without a doubt. I promise!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elbow Wrinkle: Hi, it&#8217;s nice to meet you&#8211;I&#8217;m so excited to be moving in with you! Me: Oh dear, I&#8217;m&#8211;I&#8217;m sorry&#8211;did you not read my last text? Elbow Wrinkle: Um, no, I didn&#8217;t. Why? Me: Yeah, well, Youth has decided to stay with me a little longer. Elbow Wrinkle: No no no, not Youth! Not &#8230; <a title=\"Elbow Wrinkle\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/diaryofawrinkle.com\/?p=2263\" aria-label=\"Read more about Elbow Wrinkle\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[57],"class_list":["post-2263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wrinkles","tag-wrinkles-poetry-aging-women-beauty-elbows-botox"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofawrinkle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofawrinkle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofawrinkle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofawrinkle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofawrinkle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2263"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofawrinkle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2267,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofawrinkle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2263\/revisions\/2267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofawrinkle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofawrinkle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofawrinkle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}